Chezetta is an entity made from a non-Newtonian fluid that is similar to melted cheese. It is stuck to a solid object representing pizza crust. It has the body shape that vaguely resembles a sexy girl that people who put "X lives in Y" under the Biology section of every Pokémon page will never have.
Chezetta lives in desolate wastelands. I have no fucking idea why.
Chezetta is a good companion to people and other Pokémon too. When bitten, its temperature rises to 300 degrees.
Chezetta used to have the ability Gooey, but due to crashing the game when activated, this ability was removed.
Chezetta is derived from the term Cheese Pizza (CP) , a meme used to stealthily refer to Child Pornography, and its design reflects that, in being a flat-chested girl made of pizza. Its shiny is based off of blue cheese.
Chezetta is a combination of cheese, pizza, and -etta, a commonly used feminine suffix.